"The biggest album of the year — possibly the decade."

This review of Coldplay's new snoozer, Viva La Vida, is astronomically high on the unintentional comedy scale. A few gems:

"It’s as heavy-going as the Bible but... ultimately as rewarding."

"The atmospheric, haunting Cemeteries Of London follows next and is one of the songs clearly blessed by holy water."

"It’s a beautiful rolling number and I can picture Chris running through a field in the video."

"They set out to make a musical equivalent of a work of art — and succeeded."

Last I checked, music was art.
The Sun's music critic everybody!